1. Outside amuffler

　　shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

　　一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了!"

　　2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

　　酒店门外：“帮帮忙!我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。”

　　3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

　　接待室的桌上：“三个一轮!我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员!注：第二个刚刚离开。”

　　4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

　　兽医的候诊室：“稍候5分钟。趴下，别动!”

　　5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

　　在电气公司：“如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴;如果你不送，就会被断电。”

　　6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte

　　电脑专卖店门上：“出去找一个更快的字节。”

　　7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

　　餐馆橱窗：“别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭!”

　　8. Inside a bowling alley

　　: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

　　在保龄球馆：“保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。”

　　9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

　　在墓地的前院：“开车当心，我们会等着你的。”

　　10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional

　　在咨询师办公室：“变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。”